Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
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I WILL JUST KEEP REBLOGGIN PRETTY MUCH EVERY INCARNATION OF THIS POST.
LOL I WONDER IF I COLD ACTUALLY FILL MY ENTIRE FIRST PAGE WITH JUST JENSEN’S ASS WIGGLE.
REBLOGGING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
OH MY ACTUAL GOD.
1 in 5 teenagers have thought about suicide, about 1 in 6 teenagers have made plans for suicide, and more than 1 in 12 teenagers have attempted suicide in the last year. As many as 8 out of 10 teenagers who have commited suicide tried to ask for help in some way before committing suicide. Reblog this if you’re always here to listen.










